Undertaker Replaced With
Raven's Twin Brother?
You may have noticed that UT has been sporting a beard which he
has NEVER been able to grow before. This led me to believe that we
were being duped. I have learned that UT actually died by accident
when Steveweiser buried him alive. He has been replaced with
Raven's twin brother Parakeet. He was given surgery to make
himself look bigger. All his interviews were taped before he died,
which is why they don't show his mouth moving. I don't know what
they will do when they run out of interviews.
"Super" Mark Zyndahaus