What To Expect On Raw
And Nitro
As I said before, Raw should start off with Mable attacking
Mr. McMahon to finish off the Royal Rumble. Expect Barry
Darsow to show up tonight to repossess the Head. Gillberg
will beat Kane. Also, Bob Holly will win the European
Title and Derbra McMichael will slap Jeff Jarrett with
one of her fake breasts and become the Godfather's newest
ho.
On Nitro, Eddy Guerrero will return to defeat Big Poppa
Pump for the TV title. Elizabeth will beat Akira Hokuto
for the Women's Title. And Randy Savage will announce that
his new girlfriend is named Adrienne Adonis.
"Super" Mark Zyndahaus
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